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this keeps me out of trouble with the law.

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Today’s Card Is: Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.

My own mother who gave birth to me, raised me, taught me morals and made me the man I am today played this card against me when my question was “Describe how I lost my virginity”. She held that card for half an hour of playing until the final round, she waited until just the right time to snatch my wig and banish me.


It is to this day one of my fondest memories.

(via yugiohslav)

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